Taco Bell Misses Derek Holland
Poor Taco Bell:
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) December 28, 2014
So, what led Taco Bell to reach out to the Derek Holland (aka @Dutch_Oven45)?
This Dallas Morning News story, in which he said he was eating less fast food – including Taco Bell:
“… Instead of eating my typical Taco Bell and getting the house, or Wendy’s and all that kind of stuff, I don’t really get fast food all that often anymore now. I do miss Taco Bell. Taco Bell, listen close. I want an endorsement.”
So what was he eating at Taco Bell?
“Four cheesy gordita crunches with cool ranch taco shells, a spicy volcano burrito, a chicken quesadilla and to finish it all off, [I’d] have a caramel apple empanada. That used to actually be my pregame meal. Not at the stadium, but the night before. I would crush Taco Bell or Wendy’s guaranteed.”
No wonder Taco Bell wants him back.