Jason Motte Is Gonna Have To Update His Twitter Profile

This is what former St. Louis Cardinals reliever Jason Motte’s Twitter profile says:
He’s going to have to update that, should he pass his physical.
The Cubs have signed Motte to a one-year deal, Carrie Muskat reports:
#Cubs have agreement with Jason Motte on one year deal pending physical.
— Carrie Muskat (@CarrieMuskat) December 15, 2014
Motte, 32, has pitched his entire six-year career with the Cardinals. He had a league-best 42 saves in 2012, and had not-so-good numbers last year as he recovered from Tommy John Surgery.