The Captain is no more (baseball wise), but that doesn’t mean Jeter Industrial Complex won’t keep pushing him on us until we’re all dead and in the ground.

The MLB Network has some Derek Jeter junk it’s trying to unload for the holidays:

Who doesn’t want a Jeter present under the tree? RETWEET for a chance at @Yankees @OyoSports Captain figurines! pic.twitter.com/erd7Xhlyqg

— MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) December 22, 2014

Form an orderly queue, America. There is enough Jeter for all of us.